I am currently bored out of my mind at home...i suppose i could go outside...maybe later. It is currently too cold for my taste. I like walking around in the basking heat. Then i can wear cute summer clothes!!!
So Friday I went to an enkai (drinking party) with all the part-time teachers at one of my junior high schools. definitely the best enkai. I think because every one was in their early twenties and single so the atmosphere was more....fun? Who am i kidding, it's the best enkai because it had the most cute young boys...actually, i think it is the only one that had cute young guys. Too bad I won't see half of them ever again =(. I still don't know where i will be teaching next semester. hopefully the same schools.
I have story! When I was at the school in the previous post, I tried to talk the kids that were graduating more since i would never see them again. I was talking too a group of guys that were sitting around doing nothing...and the convo went something like this:
Me: Hello!
PB1 (perverted boy): I am *Habu. (points to PB2) He is *Mamushi. (point to the two other guys who i find out aren't perverted) Anaconda and Anaconda. VERY BIG!(*These are names of Japanese snakes)
Me: Oh. Hello.
PB2: Do you play sex?
Me: I'm not going to answer that.
PB1: How about "fera"?
Me: (plays stupid) I don't understand.
PB2: Umm, eat "chinchin"!
PB1: (makes gestures)
Me: (stifling laughter) no.
PB2: it tastes good. (points to PB1) He likes you.
Me: oh really? do you like me?
PB1: Yes! Sex play together?
Me: No.
PB2: (gesturing to all the guys) We sex play together...everyday.
Me: umm...(tries to change the subject) so what high schools are you going to?
So the whole conversation was not perverted nonsense but they would occasionally stray back to it.
PB1: Sensei, nice body. What are your three sizes?
Me: I don't know.
PB1: Lies.
PB2: (starts going off in japanese about perverted stuff...but i don't understand until he says...) ゴムをつける。（put on a condom)
Me: (slowly walks away)
PB2: Oh! she understood! (blood starts dripping from his nose)
Me: Ahh...are you okay?
PB2: Yeah. I just got a little excited
Me + other guys: (dying from laughter)
But seriously I thought the nosebleed thing was only in anime. But i have witnessed it in person! too bad i didn't have my camera that day. I asked some japanese people about it but they also had never witnessed it. But my friend that i teach with went to an all boys school and he said he would see it from time to time. Isn't it weird how it doesn't happen to other races...or does it? After I told my friend (he's a japanese part-time teacher at my other jhs) he wanted me to hug boys at school in hopes that he could witness their nose bleed. XD
Sunday, March 11, 2007
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wow that nosebleed thing... must be rare? iunno... i also kinda thought it was fake. although i get nosebleeds all the time, i don't think it's cause of being turned on. although, ever since you left, i've had less and less nosebleeds. SHIVI COME BACK TO ME!!!
lol, that is awesome.
Your blog is so picture intensive! I loved your sexy teacher outfit, babe.
>_> ugh, the way my job is going, I am almost tempted to abandon america and go to japan and teach yummy kids my gorogoro english.
Keep blogging! and yes, COME BACK TO US!
hooolly shit to the nose bleed
that would freak me the fuck out. i guess the condom thing might, too. but the nose bleed more.
I have conversations just like that with some of my second year guys. .....
Oh, and I think it's more likely that that kid was snorting cocaine.
And this line of thought brings me to a conversation with Jinskim to Me and Maikel:
Jinskim: Do you drugs?
Me/Maikel: um...no.
Jinskim: Do you WANT to?
Me/Maikel: ...no.
Jinskim: Do you sex?
Me/Maikel: ....
Jinskim: Do you WANT to?
*....WITH ME?!?!!?
(*OK, so the last line was actually added in, when we told the story to the rest of the youth group.)
HAHAHAHAHA
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