I stupidly spilled water on my laptop yesterday and it stopped working until just an hour ago!!! I'm a rather clumsy person as you all might know, but no matter what i do (mess up my computer, lose my wallet, etc) it always turns out okay. So I feel like god made up for me being clumsy by making me a really lucky person.
In other news, My Mommy is HERE!!! Today I had roti and chicken curry...yummy. it's been a while since I've had a good home cooked meal.
I feel like this entry is too short, so I will continue by telling you a story. I was teaching 3rd graders one day at elementary school, when a few of the boys gathered outside the class and began whispering to eachother and staring at me. I looked like I always did, or so I thought. Unfortunately they know that I know Japanese so they won't talk about me infront of me. But I did hear one of the guys say to another, "Oh, you're right" while staring at me. Then one of them came up to me and asked me "Do you drink milk?" Then I knew exactly what they were talking about. They were talking about my boobs. I'm serious. In Japan, they believe that drinking milk makes your boobs bigger. Which makes sense in a primative thinking sort of way. I always thought it would make me taller but that obviously didn't happen or i'd hate to see what i'd look like if I never drank milk. Anyways, his next question was "When did you start drinking milk?" I think that's a pretty darn weird question don't you. It only makes sense when you connect to the whole boobs thing. I think they were trying to say I have big boobs. Too bad i was getting this from nine year old boys. Now i'm just disturbed. 9 year olds shouldn't be talking about boobs! Speaking of which, bra sizes are totally different in Japan. They can make anyone feel well endowed. I love bra shopping in this country!
8 comments:
those 9 year old sicko's need to be whipped.
WTF?? what did you tell them?
i think it's cause you have big boobs for what they thought was a fellow 9 year old... i like laughing at the adventures of the shiv!
haha. japanese people start perving pretty early i guess.
you could have been like "yes, in america i drank milk from the family cow every day." i bet they would have believed you.
was afraid to bra shop in japan. i don't think they have a bra my size in the entire country...
hahaha, shibanana, i'm glad ppl are perving you. It's rather amusing. Just so you know, kristina's been perved by gross ghetto men in Jersey City. She misses you dearly.
I wonder what your 9 year olds will say if they saw my boobs?
I gave my phone email to an 8th grader. First thing he did was send me a porn video. TO MY PHONE!!
PS: Your boobs are very nice, Shivi. But not as gorgeous as Song\'s, obviously.
...as I\'m writing this comment, that student just walked into the room and came over to my desk... weird...
I gave my phone email to an 8th grader. First thing he did was send me a porn video. TO MY PHONE!!
PS: Your boobs are very nice, Shivi. But not as gorgeous as Song\'s, obviously.
...as I\'m writing this comment, that student just walked into the room and came over to my desk... weird...
Yeah. Boobs seem to be a big deal in schools here. One of my (high school) classes became a discussion about underwear shopping. Not my own experiences, that's sick.
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