Okay, as you might have noticed, my address is bananasensei (and so is my cell email). One guy told me that the name was decieving because he thought that I would be yellow (politcally correct term: East Asian). I must say that would be a pretty lame reason to choose bananasensei. twinkiesensei would be more suiting. Believe it or not, every time I tell my students that my name is Shivana, they say "banana! banana!" and this has only happened around a hundred times and in every school i've ever taught. So I am known as BANANASENSEI here in japan-o-land.
Now on to actual news.
I did my first homestay ever, with total strangers this weekend. I stayed at an old Japanese couple's place. They were so cute and nice. When they found out that I could speak Japanese they said that God answered their prayers. Now I know why my Japanese suddenly got significantly better. They own a miso factory and so they had humongous buckets full of miso in their garage. Their house is pretty big. Definitely bigger than my house in America. They had an evil dog. It would have been cute if it didn't look like it wanted to rip my flesh off. They had a chubby son who was around 26 and he refused to acknowledge my existence. He wouldn't even say hi. What a jerk. I thought everybody loved Shivana!
After my lovely dinner with the family, I woke up the next day and participated in one of the local festivals. It was awesome! I "carried" a mikoshi (um it's like those things you carried royalty on, but this on just had sake). It was really easy for me since the tallest people were at the ends and they were all at least a foot taller than me. So i kinda just pretended like i was holding it up.I was interviewed by some people which i knew would happen, because i am a rare breed even among foreigners. I also had lots of pictures taken of me by old men =D. They eventually
chopped open one of the bottles of sake we were carrying, and we all dug in. I had a circle of people around me taking pictures of me drinking sake. They even told me not take wussy sips and to just chug the whole thing. So I did. Then we trecked to a sake factory where we sampled some more sake and then off to recieve blessings from a local shrine that is guarded by the four guardians of the Earth: Seiryuu the dragon in the east, Suzaku the phoenix of the south, Genbu the tortoise of the north, and Byakko, the white tiger that guards the west. Why do I know all that? Because I am a genius, or at least that's what Japanese people think. I'm not actually going to tell you why I know that. Anyways...here's a picture of the legendary phoenix in rock form!
...well i thought it was awesome.
On the way back a drunk old man started talking to us. He was asking people where they were from. Two of the people were from Iran which he thought was wonderful. The next guy said he was from England and the old man reacted by slapping him across the face (haha take that Lau)! He grunted when i said i was American. Apparently he doesn't like America and England. When he decided to leave he shook our hands, but after he shook my hand he wrapped his arms around me and lifted me into the air. He was then forcibly taken away (see pic below). He's the one with the white armband and wearing a suit.

By the way, besides the last picture, all of these pictures were taken with my camera phone. I have videos too but i haven't figured out how to get them off my phone yet. Stay tuned for my updates. I'm pacing myself just for Dylan!
12 comments:
what is miso?
what did the fat kid not acknowledge you?
why did the dog want to bite your bum?
nice post - very amusing.
so im curious as to why you were in this festival and why photographers and old men were taking pictures of you. why were participiating in the first place?
what's wrong with this site - it keeps adding my comments in duplicate
miso is this weird mushy substance you throw into japanese food. have you heard of miso soup? Their son just wanted to play online video games. That's just the way lame people that play WOW are: antisocial. The dog was possessed by satan. It was soo cute too.
Dylan invited me to do this program. I suppose all the photographers were old men and hopefully taking pictures for some local magazine or something.
don't worry about the extra post thing I'll delete them so you don't look like a 'tard.
isn't the reason you knew suzaku and all was because it was in fushigi yuugi?
Are you serious those are camera phone pictures. God damn. Well it looks like life is good for you, yea you know my class is cancelled i think so looks like things are looking up for both of us.
you should post up that picture from keir.
OOPS, i posted one as anonymous. lets try that again.
who's strobo?
"When they found out that I could speak Japanese they said that God answered their prayers"
AAAAWWWW! That's so adorable. Screw that WOWing kid.
Tell us more about your students!
I have found you.
i know why you know it!!! it's from fushigi yuuuuugi harhar....
try to stay away from the old men, and whatever you do, don't get in their cars!!!
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